Stratton Players

The Stratton Players will be holding auditions one night only on March 7th from 7:00 - 9:00 for local playwright Kara Emily Krantz' Comedy All Bark, No Bite. It will be directed by Andy DeSisto (aldesisto322@gmail.com) and produced by Amy Newberg (amy@pinionconsulting.com) and Nancy Lemont (nlemont@yahoo.com). Auditions will be held at the Fitchburg Cultural Alliance Studios at 675 Main Street, Fitchburg, MA 01420, and will consist of cold readings from the script. Performances will be one weekend only May 19th and 20th in the evening and a Saturday Matinee (3 performances)

Synopsis:

Charlotte and Robert have been dating and are ready to take their relationship to the next step by introducing their dogs. Charlotte and Eugene live a quiet, no-nonsense lifestyle surrounded by sudoku and argyle. Robert and Bella are boisterous and messy and ridiculously in love. Then there's the neighbor, Suzanne, who basically doesn't know what's going on, but definitely has something to say about it. 

Characters:

EUGENE: Male, canine (unspecified breed), any age (preferably
older); intelligent, superior, sarcastic, dry wit. Curmudgeonly would be a compliment.
CHARLOTTE: Female, 20-45; kind and hard-working, she is an
architect with a gentle, patient nature and particular,
nervous tendencies.
ROBERT: Male, 20-55; A tolerably good guy, he enjoys
his life and has an enduringly upbeat attitude.
BELLA: Female, canine (Maltese), any age (preferably
younger); happy, enthusiastic, loves attention, and could
charm the lolli off a pop.
SUZANNE: Any gender, any sex, 30-80; Charlotte's neighbor:
nosy, a bit abrasive, and in the midst of emotional/physical
transition; sincerely cares and looks out for Charlotte. A
penchant for being a bit 'extra' and dramatic. Not a dog
lover. Will present as female on stage.